The Administrator’s Office
Drake and the Administrator are talking about something personal. “In the blue briefcase you will find a golden idol of the Aztecs.” “Are you sure ma’am,” asks Nathan Drake. “I am positive,” said the Administrator laughing knowing she put the idol in there and was using Nathan as a tool to train her mercs. Drake smirks and says, “Soon that will be mine.”
The 8 Mercs all except scout who was at the time sleeping stood by the Administrator. “Some time tomorrow a man will be here trying to get the Intel if you kill him you get a golden primary weapon.” The men whooped and Demoman burped and said loudly and confused, “What's happening laddies?” The men face palm and re-explain everything.
Drake’s Plane
Nathan Drake is sitting on the plane relaxing. He was almost ready to leap out of the plane. “Elena you ready,” asked Nathan Drake, “Once we get this Idol we will be rich.” Drake smiled and Elena nodded and tossed Drake the parachute. “It is easy all I have to do is count backwards from five,” Drake said. But just then off the ground Soldier is firing rockets at the plane. “Drake what is going on,” asked Elena in a panic as the wing catches fire. “I don’t know it appears to be missiles,” said Drake tightening his Rhub Al liki scarf and looks out as another missile hits the plane but hits the cockpit and the plane nosedives towards the dirt and Drake leaps out of the plane with parachute and evades the rockets and lands gently just as the plane starts a flaming inferno of an explosion.
The 2fort
“ELENA,” Drake calls as the plane crashes and explodes. Drake runs to the wreckage and out of the cockpit falls a scorched Elena with a massive glass shard sticking out her chest with blood dripping freely. “You killed her. Now get dunked on.” Soldier charges and fires a rocket but it misses and Drake rolls away and uses the submachine gun to fire rapidly and Soldier crumples his helmet splits and a bullet hole is on his head. Demoman fires the sticky bombs but Drake rolls away as they bombard him. He then has his scarf lit on fire by Pyro. But he buries the machete in Pyro’s chest who mmphs in pain as he falls and bleeds out and Drake fires the AK-47 which kills Demoman due to it hitting his chest bombs blowing him to pieces. Drake runs with the sword of Drake and decapitates Heavy. “Rous, Rous,” cries Medic swinging the bonesaw but Drake catches his arm and stabs Medic in the throat with the machete and watches him bleed before running at Engineer and dodging Sentries dispatches him with a quick shot of his revolver. He sees a man in a fedora aiming at him and fires making a hole in his scarf. Dake takes out the Dragon sniper and fires through Sniper’s scope and into his eye who then falls from his tree house. “This has gone long enough,” said Spy attempting a backstab but Drake who ducks and stabs Spy through the mouth with machete twists and pulls. Spy uses the dead ringer but Drake said, “Nope,” and shoots him with his revolver and Spy falls dropping his own revolver. Drake runs down the stairs to the Intel on the way shooting Tracer in the chest through the orb saying, “This is my death battle.” He runs in and grabs Intel and steps out.
Enter the Scout
Scout wakes up with flashing lights. The Administrator is screaming, “Scout get up intruder he has the Intel.” Scout leaps out of the old scratched up couch and ran out the door. He saw the red flashing strobe lights and leaped over a table and tumbled into a wall and shoves off it. “I wonder who the Blue team sent,” wonders Scout aloud. He runs down the stairs quickly and stumbles down it passing the shotgun rack. “Hmm I will need more than my primaries,” said Scout grabbing numerous shotguns and placing them on his back or in the Messenger bag. He puts the Pistol, the Winger, Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, Lugermorph, and a can of Bonk into their own individual pouches and holsters. He grabs ammunition and runs. He kicks open the push only door and sees his team lying dead on the battlefield and a yellow leg sticking out of the Intel room entrance. He sees a guy wearing a tan shirt and a blue scarf. “Let’s dance a**h**e you’re dead,” shouts Scout. Drake turns toward the Blue Scout and said, “I don’t wanna hurt you so go turn tail boy I don’t want to hurt a child,’ points his AK-47 and raises hands in frustration. “Come on how come every time I find the Holy grail somebody wants me dead,” groans Drake as he sticks a magazine in his AK-47. FIGHT! “Shut up,” yells Scout pulling the lever on his Scattergun and fires at Drake who leaps behind the wooden pillar of the bridge. Drake emerges from the cover and fires the AK-47 rapidly. RATATATATATTAT! The bullets hit the crates but Scout runs off and evades the fire and double jumps and fires the Scattergun down at Drake who leaps off the bridge and into behind a crate which the numerous shots of the Scattergun wouldn’t phase. ‘I need a quick fix,” said Drake taking out a grenade and hurling it. “One two three,” counts Drake slowly. Scout turns as the grenade bounces by him. “What the h**l,” shouts Scout as the bomb detonates but he double jumps to safety with only a few scratches. Getting closer Scout switches to the Shortstop. Drake instantly takes out his Defender and Scout seeing Drake fires and the crate falls apart with a wooden cracking noise. Drake fires back at Scout who double jumps to a side and leaps away. Drake fires four times one hitting the fort. Scout fires again grazing Drake’s hip. “Agh,” said Drake putting his hand to stop the bleeding. He walks up to Scout and slugs him in the face. Scout stumbles back and holsters his pistol. “Let’s brawl,” said Scout hurling a punch. Drake ducks and sends a powerful uppercut to Scout who stumbles. Scout kicks Drake in the crotch and hurls a high kick to Drake cutting his cheek. He switches to his bat as Drake crumbles from the kick. “Ok check out this everyone I’m batting a thousand,” taunts Scout hitting Drake in the face making him grunt and then in the stomach making him fall on his back. Scout grabs Drake and pulls him to his feet and Drake is bleeding by his noise and as Scout prepares the Home RUn taunt Drake takes out a grappling hook and lands on a tall crate. “What,” Scout says in confusion running there. Drake takes out the Tau-Sniper rifle and pulls the bolt aims and fires. “I know what snipers do,” said Scout running faster and evading the bullet as Drake pulls the bolt to eject the bullet. He switches to his M4 when Scout shoots at him with the Soda Popper sending Drake flying as the crates all broke. He lands roughly and Scout rushes him and then finally does the Home run taunt sending Drake flying into a pile of crates which fall on him. “Glad that’s over now to get that…,” said Scout but Drake gets up with a rocket and Scout turns just as he sees a flying rocket. “AW cr**,” curses Scout as he is blown up and smoke covers the room. “Goodbye kid,” said Drake but Scout walks just fine with a can of Bonk. “You know this stuff incinerates your liver but it is cool when you don’t want to die,” said Scout,. “Stand down kid, you’re outmatched,” said Drake firing the M4 rapidly but it all misses and bounces off. The fight moves to the bridge “Oh f**k,” curses Drake as Scout swings a bat at him and Drake stumbles back and accidentally steps on a sticky bomb. “Aw shit,” they both cursed as they fell into an underground mine with their weapons flying out of them into darkness as the bridge breaks.
The mine
Drake lands roughly with only his Defender and machete. Scout lands on his feet with only the pistol and his bat. Drake rushes Scout swinging his machete scout ducks and tries another bat swing but Drake uses the machete to parry causing Scout to stumble back. “You’re going to be freaking dominated,” said Scout. “Whatever you say as long as your loud mouth meets my fist,” said Drake punching Scout in the nose. “Agh you broke my nose,” yelled Scout. “That was for breaking mine,” said Drake attempting to slice Scout with the machete. Scout double jumps and switches to the pistol and fires at Drake but horribly misses as he isn’t accurate when he runs. Drake takes out the Defender twirls and fires at Scout. “Hey hotshot taste these bullets,” said Drake firing the bullets. Scout runs firing back and Drake pursues. Drake gives chase and Scout turns and swings the bat surprising Drake sending him to his knees. Scout points his pistol. ‘Goodbye thief it’s been fun while it lasted,” said Scout. But as he pulls his trigger it clicks as it is empty. “Damn it,” cursed Scout as Drake hurls a punch. Scout stumbles back and Drake finds his AK-47 on the ground. Scout reloads but leaps behind a rock as Drake fires his favorite rifle with the intent of finally kill the pesky boy. But Scout finds his weapons too and fires back with the Force a NAture all shots miss and the rocks are instead hit. Drake shrugs hearing a train. He runs off leaving Scout there and leaps on the passing train.
The Train
Drake pants in tired as the train reaches above ground. He sighs in relief and pops open the briefcase and sticks the figure in his pocket finally being done and straps the case toh is back. “Glad that’s over,” sighs Drake. He climbs in and sees a familiar face. “Can’t hide from me,” said Scout cocking his Force a Nature. “Did you miss me,” asked Drake putting a fresh magazine in the AK-47. Civilians scream as they starts fire. Scout running off and firing the shotgun and Drake firing that assault rifle. A police man approaches them but Scout turns and shoots him sending the Policemen flying out of the train with a huge hole in his gut with his liver hanging out. A blonde teenage girl is on her phone texting on Twitter, “OMG these guys are fighting on a train.” Drake bursts in and fires at Scout but the teenager falls instead and what used to be her head now a mashed bloody messed falls on her phone Drake not wanting more innocents dying climbs the ladder to the roof and Scout confronts him. “You have nowhere to run so why not join the fun,” taunted Scout. Drake takes out the sniper revolver and fires a few times while Scout runs at him and jumps around avoiding the shot and kicks the gun out of his hand off the train. Scout swings his bat but Nathan Drake dodges and headbutts Scout in the gut making him stumble. Drake then grabs Scout’s arm and twists it making him drop the bat making it fall off the train. Drake hurls a punch catching scout off guard hitting his chest. Scout runs at him and swings his fists rapidly hitting Drake numerous times who grabs Scout and headbutts him in the head dazing him. Drake unholsters a revolver and fires at Scout who runs around Drake firing his own pistol. But Drake is nowhere/ Scout looks around in confusion. “Where is that bastard,” asks Scout. “Right here pal,” shouts Drake shoving Scout back inside and dropping a grenade. Drake leaps off the train and into a jeep. In the train Scout sees the grenade. “Aw fuck,” curses Scout.
The Jeep
Drake drives the jeep and laughs, “Piece a cake,” laughs Drake driving casually. Just then he hears footsteps and looks behind him. Scout has drank Bonk and survived. He is catching up. “Come on why can’t he just die,” groans Drake. Scout leaps onto the jeep and pulls himself up. “Why won’t you stay dead,” wonders Drake out loud. “I was going to ask you the same thing,” said Scout. Drake takes out the machete and swings at Scout who ducks and swings his Atomizer Bat catching Drake in the gut. Nathan crumples and Scout prepares a home run taunt when Drake shoots the bat sending it flying and headbutts scout and then he leaps off the jeep. Scout sees the wall he crashes in and doing a final gambit shoots drake in the gut as drake hits the ground hard. But the jeep hits the wall exploding. Leaving both men saying aw crap and laying critically wounded. Drake sees a jumbo jet and makes a run for it.